Weight of Data

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I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.



Hi K_McLovin,

Thank you for posting on Microsoft Answers Forum.

If we understand your question correctly, there is no possible way that copying files or installing programs is increasing the weight of your laptop. Also, the same with your Xbox, downloading games from the Arcade will not increase the weight of your Game Console.

Just to explain a little bit more as to why the hard drive will not “gain weight”; if you were to look inside a hard drive you would see what would resemble a record player. There are small platters that resemble the record then you have a read/write head attached to an arm. The platters are coated with tiny magnetic particles when the hard drive gets "written on" the read/write head simply alters the polarity of the millions of different little sections on different parts of the hard drive. So when you write on a hard drive you don't really "Write" on it, you rearrange things on it, and because of that the weight doesn’t change.

If we are misunderstanding your question please clarify so that we may further assist you.




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Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:40 AMdixonticon
2If you have very large files, you can compress them and then compress the compressed file etc. until the files are down to 1 byte. That should make you laptop lighter than when you bought it! I use this trick all the time so that I can save my entire music collection on a 5-1/4" floppy (yeah, I found a use for them :)




Thursday, January 29, 2009 3:34 PMSergio Rodriguez Garcia
1Dear friend:
Every Gigabyte counts as 5oz of extra weight for your computer.There has been cases (in computers with 1Tb of Hard drive and more) of people left eMule activated 3 days and when that people returned to the computer,there was a hole in the floor instead.

Maybe you should try a compression software (like 7zip for example) which help reducing the data's weight.

Take care of those P2P software that quickly increase your data.Watch out and be careful.

Use MS-DOS to drastically reduce data weight.


Greetings from Spain!


Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:12 PMLandi
1I am glad you brought this up actually.

I don't think this is just a technology problem. The other day, I was reading one of those MS press books (One of the Thick ones) and towards the end of the book (after reading it for about three hours) I wanted to get up for a glass of water and use the toilet eventually.
But, here's when a strange thing happened. As i was about to get up (I usually read in bed) my head was so heavy that I couldn't get up. I roughly estimate the wheight increase ~564.32 grams.
Well, I attributed this phenomena to the amount of information that got stored in my brain during that time (Notice the similarity there ? )
I eventually fell asleep and when I woke up a few hours later to take the MS exam guess what?!? My head was light again, and I consequently failed the Exam as I couldn't remember anything a read on that book.

Based on my experience, what I would suggest, is turn the laptop off, leave it like that for a few hours and then you can carry it around without risking to break your back. You might risk to loose your data but hey, your health is more important.

I hope that helps


Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:05 PMShantanu KaushikMVP, Moderator
i am sorry if i didn't understand your question ? but Data does not weight !! afaik.. so their should be no increase in laptop's weight !!!

i dont know if others might differ... >
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Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:53 AMartfudd
The weight gain is not in the Xbox & Laptop, it is in *you* from all that junk food you are pigging out on while playing way too many games for way too many hours on your Xbox & Laptop. :)
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Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:13 AMJr C
0This is a rare error when the overwriting mechanism of the memory banks lead to an overflow of data because it cannot add on and thus super-stack, increasing the weight significantly. While normal weight/file ratio is approximately 0.02 oz/GB, in rare cases such as these, it can go as high as somewhere around 6 oz/GB.


One solution is going to the system32 folder (C:\WINDOWS\system32) and deleting certain unnecessary files, but too much tampering may cause permanent changes to your computer.
Proposed As Answer bykjhgfsrftdrseas Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:32 PMUnproposed As Answer byBarb WinterMSFT,

Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:02 PMClan Epsilon
Guys he's serious, his last name is McLovin, you gotta trust that...

Saturday, January 24, 2009 11:11 PMChristophSackl
Actually the weight of your hard drive decreases after formatting it for the first time. On an unformatted hard drive the bits are spread in weird order all over the drive and there's big chaos. This causes strong magnetic forces and there's a constant push-pull between the bits. This consumes a lot of energy and according to a smart guy called Einstein energy has weight. When formatting the drive for the first time the bits are put in order and also stay in order when writing data to the disk thus the energy decreases and thus the weight actually decreases and doesn't increase.

P.S. This is fully serious! Read: http://www.wdr.de/tv/wissen-macht-ah/archiv/kuriosah/computer.phtml. Unfortunately the site is in German but I've written the most important part above.

Edited byChristophSackl Saturday, January 24, 2009 11:12 PMspelling mistake


Monday, January 26, 2009 6:49 PMUnkoil

K_McLovin said:

Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.


Thanks in advance!
- K




Dreading the day you Dolly your laptop???? Are you kidding me..... what does your laptop weigh 6 lbs. at the most?

That about half the weight of your McDonalds bag...

You better be carrying an Alienware laptop and not a netbook.

If you cannot carry your laptop thats the least of your worries, I'd be more concerned with how your dealing with yourself daily

You do know that your installing programs in a virtual perspective


Thursday, January 29, 2009 4:23 PMlanuletta
0It depends on the size of the gigabyte, if it's a bigger gigabyte it will weigh more (like a normal bite of your Mcdonalds) ...the bigger the byte the more energy (jiggawatts) it will consume and therefore weigh more. Using the formula w=g/j (weight = gigabytes/jiggawatts) you will see how much the weight will increase. Avoid .exe files as they are really heavy according to Christophé Toffy Brun in his 1908 memoirs...

Friday, January 30, 2009 1:27 PMVisentico Rey
0Yes, we have to take that seriously.
If we don't delete the programs that we don't use, we can crash our backs, or even... who knows, transform our planet into a black hole.

XD



Saturday, February 07, 2009 1:43 AMElmer Homero
0Esteemed lanuletta:

I'm afraid I have to disagree with you on this one. The fact is that the equation to which you refer (discovered in the XVIIII century, by Lineus Torvaldus) involves gigabytes AND giggawatts (as opposed to your "jiggawatts" which have been deprecated). The correct form is>
"weight of data equals gigabytes divided by giggawatts"
or
wD=g/g
Basic algebra shows that g/g=1, so
wD=1
Divide both sides by D...
w(D/D) = 1/D
thus eliminating (D/D) it renders.
w = 1/D
Which reads: "The weight is the inverse of the Data"

This is the formal mathematical proof that the more data you store, the LESS the computer weights.
If anything, this person should put his hamburger ON TOP of the laptop, to act as a paperwieght.

Elmer Homero



Saturday, February 07, 2009 1:50 AMElmer Homero
0Forgot to explain:
The fact that the giggawat is spelled with a "g" is because it actually has the same latin root as gigabyte: "gi" and means "the highest one" as in "ginius" (the highest one in IQ).

Elmer Homero




Onre more,

Don't think too much....The data inside your Brain increases your weight!!!


Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:17 AMAlex12344321
0How about being sincere with the guy, and just telling him: "K_McLovin, as your question is one of the stupidest questions existing, the fact that you thought of asking it results in you being EXTREMELY STUPID!"


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Back

What do you do when you have to deal with co-workers (I dont like to use the term subordinate) who come and tell you that it is not actually a bug ,but an unexpected misbehaviour .

So, I haven't posted in nearly forever. I have been busier than a son of a gun. Most of my days were spent writing code that no one will understand, roaming around NY city, making sure Raina is happy , and eating and sleeping.Eating and Sleeping is refering to me and not her . I wanted to blog, but when I sat down to do it, I had neither energy, nor motivation nor the laptop. However now I have some time because Raina is cooking , I have nothing to do today . So what is going on.

My work is taking its toll on my heart beat rate . It is a pretty good project, except that it is very hard for me to stay awake these days as I do not like to disturb Raina's sleep .Beside the point ,the major reason it is hard is because it is difficult if you have to sculpt Lady Liberty with people who get into fake convulsions every time you ask them to do something .

A word to the wise. If you do not have the ability to hold off your sleep till 4 am and then get to work at 8 am, do not work building any software that is going to be business critical . It became apparent, while I have decent coding skills, that I did not have the ability to tolerate people filled with nonsense ,expecting them to work like me. I was scaling my expectation levels down, but still it was very difficult. I had a very difficult time trying to convince everyone to believe that Ill get this project done at the shortest possible time . For some reason it did not work well for almost 4 months . However after a few long months of frustration and hard work and some improved performances from my teamates ,Ive managed to pull it off. Now they are talking about phase 2 ,3,4 and 5 ...

NewYork has been an adventure. It really is an amazing city .It has got everything . I do not think there is a better place on the planet with so much diversity . It is really beautiful . Manhattan is surreal . I hate all this trash talk about Afro Americans being bad ,back in India. They really do make a big deal out of it . Everyone is wonderful .

I am doing well at work. I got a couple of tee shirts last week and a hat this week for how well I have been working. I think I am the greatest ever. And as always ,I have been cooking up some great dishes . The Chicken Sheek Kebab is my latest subject of research . Let me know if you want the recipe .It is really simple and Im sure anyone can do it .

I am thinking about taking a golf class and some cooking and acting classes . I have realised that Sleeping is good. I try to get to bed most nights by 9 pm. I am slowly turning into either a really old person or a really young person .

We are going here on vacation on May 21st. I am just waiting for it .I will also get to spend time at the other place I am in love with in US , Farmington ,Wayne county in Detroit where Raina's brother and wife live. I just love that place for its ridiculously low population density and his car :p .

I met my other old buddy forever Vinya . It was sweet of her to have made it a point to see me when she was on transit on NY on her way to India. She came down to manhattan and It was a nice pleasant surprise.


I said Vinya as the 'other' old buddy because there is Jude . He is here this month end . It is amazing to realise that I will be meeting him in NY city .From those days in Coimbatore when we used to bicycle together early morning for math tutions in the early nineties. Life is certainly fascinating

I have to to see my other buddies here and Marudhu . I wish it happens .

I have been so incredibly negative and bored until my wife came here recently .Now I am positive and bored :p. I can't believe that I was not blogging for so long . I hate myself for that . I am much more positive again.Infact ,for some reason I had it in my brain that being cut off from everyone was a good thing. Instead of trying to find what was wrong and what will make things better ,I became so focused on what is wrong and decided that I was going to dig and burrow my niche into what was wrong in my life instead of holding on to and enjoying all the goodness that I have in my life . I am glad Raina is here with me now .

So I am sorry that I haven't been here much. I feel as though I need to be here more and write more and be myself more and well just about be anything that will keep me happy eventually . I guess what I am saying is more more more.

Karen had her 2nd anniversay recently . She missed my gift wantedly .

And of course , I have got what I wanted the most this year . The Dream is on . Barca vs Man U in the champions league final . All Chelsea fans can now shut your trap and take a bow

Later